“He do the walk.”
Dire Straits. That’s where humanity finds itself. The soundtrack at the end is just that as “The Walk of Life” echoes through the barren shelves of the local supermarket. No longer can one trust in being able to have the velvet plush wipe away the waste of last night’s meal. With zero confidence can you assume that you can make a bread sandwich. And it may be time to drink water from the evil tap.
This is the end of it all. We are doomed to be eradicated by the most significant threat humanity has ever seen, itself. And as we are destroyed, we will be destroyed with unwiped dirty bottoms and tap water in our veins. Be careful, be brave and be reasonable.