What To Do With A Screaming Head

What to do with a screaming head? Great question, but that leads to more questions. Never one to just blithely charge without surveying the landscape, we must answer a few things.

How big is the head? Bigger than a breadbox? What’s a breadbox anyway? Why is the head screaming? What is it screaming? Is the head attached to anything? If it’s not attached, how is it able to shout?

Answered questions lead to a fruitful response to problems. In this situation, the head screams invectives at ear-bleeding pitch and tremor-causing decibels unattached to a body.

With a firm grasp of the questions that arose from first asking what to do with a screaming head, we know the path forward. Ten-pound sledge and a hefty swing or two or three being the answer to what to do with a screaming head.