Tag: 2020

  • Werewolf or Zombies

    The man looked confused. He made all the right choices. He saved for retirement, bought the sensible car, didn’t gamble, paid his taxes, never discussed politics or religion, chose non-GMO organic, donated time to help others. He was a good human. He even put his grocery cart in the corral every time. How did this […]

  • Friday, February 28, 2020

    My day started at 12:45 am. A loud, ripping sound woke me. It sounded like fabric being torn apart. I wish that were the case. The sound emitted came from my dog’s anus spraying diarrhea on the carpet. Welcome to Friday, four hours before your scheduled arrival. After Eclipsing the hour mark of scrubbing carpet […]

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